I don’t like waking my kids up early for appointments. I thoroughly enjoy my mornings with coffee and laptop. Alone.
I think Stay At Home Mom’s should be paid top-dollar for this career we’ve chosen.
I have gone six days without showering.
Sometimes I cut my bangs only to hide my eyebrows that desperately need grooming.
There are days I wish I could call in sick.
I’ve gone nine months without a professional haircut, 12 months without a professional pedicure, and have made a bottle of hairspray last nearly two years.
Sometimes I laugh hysterically at Ollie’s hysterical moments.
I tend to tell everyone about my day, because I haven’t been awesome at keeping up adult friendships.
Dinner is rarely made in time for Matty’s arrival back at home.
I am legitimately surprised when I don’t get skinny, but I eat cookies for breakfast.
I love caffeine.
My home is very rarely in order – if you popped by, I would likely be embarrassed by the amount of mess everywhere.
I have accidentally on-purpose farted on Ollie’s head.